Bear Tracking

Mrs Greg is a fab girl called Jenni. I sent her off on a plane on Thursday morning to California to go play with her mates. Last night, she calls me from the immigration hall in Dallas and tells me that Bear Grylls is in the line ahead of her. Does she say Hi? Does she take a photo? Does she ask him to say "Whenever I'm in Cambridge, I listen to 1st Histon" into the phone voice recorder for a web jingle? No! She lets him get away scot-free.

There's nothing to see here. Please move along.