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Brownies go to Hogwarts - “Dear Miss Smith, I am pleased to inform you that you have been accepted into Hogwarts School”. 16 members of 2nd Histon Brownies were soon packing and ready to start their weekend at Hogwarts School, otherwise known as Abbots Ripton Lodge, near Huntingdon.
Okay, Scouts, I'm taking ideas on a theme for summer camp. [What you mean apart from Survival, Lord of the Flies and Iron Man Racing? - Ed]. Yes. Apart from that.
It's certainly far enough away for Hogwarts. I can sell you chocolate frogs on the Coach. (I think we're going by coach.) And Alistair and Cameron will make a great Ron and Hermione. (Guess who is who.) But we need to think for ourselves here, dammit! We can't just copy the brownies!
If you don't come up with something good, you'll be Tlingit, Yakima, Navajo and Hopi patrols, and like it. Google it, kids.